Deli-Style Pistachio Muffins
The classic, delicious green scourge of virtually every deli bakery in New York.
Evil Marble Bundt Cake
The duality of man: hate to bake it, love to eat it.
Magnificent Madeleines
A delectably light and buttery way to get your kaffee und kuchen fix, but French.
Bear Claws from Scratch
Shout out to Ms. Lynette of the Chandler Tully’s Coffee.
Korean Bakery Milk Bread
A fluffy, slightly sweet bake that will doubtfully make it to becoming a sandwich.
Crackhead Oatmeal Chip Cookies
Crumbly, nutty, chocolatey clumps with a 3-cookie minimum.
Perfect Pains aux Raisins
The criminally underrated traditional French breakfast pastry.
Virgin Tiramisu
Italy may never win a war, but they sure as hell can start one (for my fridge).
Jewel Osco Cherry Almond Muffins
The epic fruity, sweet, almond breakfast brought back from the grave.
The Ritz-Carlton Blueberry Muffins
The unrivaled boisterous blueberry recipe, and the belle of every breakfast ball.
Freedom Fridge Oreo Pie
The perfect no-bake summer treat for all freedom lovers with a fridge on the fourth (say that ten times fast).
Belgian Chocolate Hazelnut Pie
The ultimate pie that carried and will forever carry every Thanksgiving.