
Fluffy Creamppang
Pillowy Korean custard buns.

Momofuku Milk Bar Pie
Momofuku’s such a fun word, isn’t it?

King Cinnamon Rolls
The final stage of IKEA.

Wicked Pissah Boston Cream Pie
“I got her numbah! How you like dem apples?”

Glassy Crème Brûlée
The one recipe where you’re encouraged to play with matches.

Gooey Chocolate Lava Cake
Mr. Lava Lava.

Creamy Choco Cornet Bread
Which side do you eat it from?

Heavenly Vanilla Roll Cake
You’ll be on a roll with this one (not sorry)!

Gold Standard Pumpkin Muffins
Low risk, ridiculously high reward for an unbelievable fall treat.

Deli-Style Pistachio Muffins
The classic, delicious green scourge of virtually every deli bakery in New York.

Evil Marble Bundt Cake
The duality of man: hate to bake it, love to eat it.

Magnificent Madeleines
A delectably light and buttery way to get your kaffee und kuchen fix, but French.

Bear Claws from Scratch
Shout out to Ms. Lynette of the Chandler Tully’s Coffee.

Korean Bakery Milk Bread
A fluffy, slightly sweet bake that will doubtfully make it to becoming a sandwich.

Crackhead Oatmeal Chip Cookies
Crumbly, nutty, chocolatey clumps with a 3-cookie minimum.

Perfect Pains aux Raisins
The criminally underrated traditional French breakfast pastry.

Virgin Tiramisu
Italy may never win a war, but they sure as hell can start one (for my fridge).
Jewel Osco Cherry Almond Muffins
The epic fruity, sweet, almond breakfast brought back from the grave.

The Ritz-Carlton Blueberry Muffins
The unrivaled boisterous blueberry recipe, and the belle of every breakfast ball.

Freedom Fridge Oreo Pie
The perfect no-bake summer treat for all freedom lovers with a fridge on the fourth (say that ten times fast).